Ok.

soo...

just hypothetically, of course...

If I was to discover what this mystery rash was, and it was, ohhh say something quite trivial and not rash-like at all, like uhhhh nailpolish that I'd had to confiscate off my three-year-old son earlier that day...

Would I be laughed at? poked fun of? deleted off your list of blogs to read??

(remember, this is hypothetically...)

Hypothetically. Isn't that a cool word? Say it five times fast. Go on. Dare ya. Hypothetically hypothetically hypothetically hypothetically hypothetically. Bit of a tongue twister huh? See! I am worth reading! Even if I do freak out at nailpolish on my fingers and write my will out on my blog for all the world to see.

:-/

None of this ever happened....